let it go.

this is me, breathing deep, holding on, finding strength and, letting go.
Four more pounds to go and this cafe and I have a date.

Four more pounds to go and this cafe and I have a date.

I want to make something clear. I don’t think I would’ve been better off without you. You are not what went wrong with anything. You were what saved me. I want to thank you for that. Okay?

Where was this warning when my ass was still little enough to be on a slide? -___-

Where was this warning when my ass was still little enough to be on a slide? -___-

(via goodgirl-goesbad)

prince16greg:

rachelstrustissues:

morganlwheeler:

inthe-pouringrain:

im gonna PEE MYSLEF

I was holding my hands over my mouth and trying not to scream. Oh. My. God.

I’m literally crying because of how hard I’m laughing right now.

OH GOD I’M CRYING !!!

This should be the TV advert for that condom brand.

SCREAMING

fshgfhFSGSD
omfGG 

WHY CAN’T I STOP LAUGHING

WHAT THE FUCK AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OIDHIUAJIDHFOILJFIU!!!!!

…. dhjSNDUIHYDJKASUI

AHHHHHHHHH LOOK HOW BIG IT IS!

I CANT BREATHE OMG

CRYING. OMG. OMG.

at the beginning…i was like “yea…….” then towards the end….that shit blew up like whao!! i couldnt help but laugh the moment it got so huge lmaooooooo

(Source: voodoo-hoodoo, via placiddream)